1) No traffic!
2) The really interesting radio shows are saved for 2 am!
3) No waiting for a bathroom stall.
4) You learn that the whole 'Caffeine Is Great!' thing is just a bunch of crap!
5) You really are the best looking person for a 3 mile radius!
6) The cell phone does not ring from 8 pm to 8:00 am!
7) Everything is just flat funnier!
8) You learn that 24 hour deodorant protection... Really isn't.
9) Your dashboard has pretty lights at night.
10) I really need to get a tatoo... Everybody else has one!
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