Thursday, January 26, 2006

THE "BRIEF SAFE"

THE "BRIEF SAFE" - Shomer-Tec Inc.: "The 'Brief Safe' is an innovative diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4' x 10' secret compartment with Velcro closure and 'special markings' on the lower rear portion."

5 comments:

MeatSlayer said...

NO Bleepin way!!!!!! Thats funny stuff. How could they have copied Ivan Spudnicks un's so perfectly. Hmmmm Maybe it's not a copy!!!!!

Jonny Angel

Anonymous said...

These things sell for $9 bucks a pair online! I can make you some for just the cost of 3 Chili Dogs! Think of the savings!

MeatSlayer said...

I know you Ivan!!! It's obvious, no skid mark is alike. Each skid mark on the "Brief Safe" must be a peice to the rocket fuel formula you were trying to prefect for Tom's rocket engines or should I say scud missles?????

Blasted Russian's

JA

Anonymous said...

Johnny Angel has broken into my house and STOLEN my underwear! Some of these undergarments indeed contain fragments of my 'Secret Formula' and must be returned immediately! Though I hold no love for JA I must warn him to keep his stolen goods away from open flame!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STAY AWAY FROM FIRE!

Worried for JA neighbors,

Ivan

Anonymous said...

you guys are sick thats all i can say, were can i get a pair!!!!
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