Thursday, April 01, 2010

Who Knew?

Everybody Has A Skill

My First Bacon

Canned Unicorn Meat!

Announcing AROMATOGRAPHY - An unbelievable sensory experience.

Groupöupon

Groupöupon is the next level—an exclusive, invitation-only, premium marketplace designed to enhance your status. Featuring a select rotation of designer items that transcend function, Groupöupon is the retail portal you never knew you couldn't live without.

As the first retail discount portal to understand luxury, Groupöupon knows that if luxury were easy to attain, it would cease to be luxury. To maintain luxury's fleeting essence, we've redefined the very concept of the sale. By maximizing price and minimizing utility, we've entered an uncharted realm of exclusivity.

With respectable markups on an artfully curated variety of high-end goods, Groupöupon will unmistakably push you beyond the reach of the "average" shopper.

Access is limited. To attain an invitation to Groupöupon, you must either be invited by a current member or be accepted through our application process, which entails providing evidence of your net worth and documenting your Proof of Status.

Memberships are limited so that we can guarantee the exclusivity demanded by our clientele. While you must be a member to buy, please take advantage of this preview beta launch of our site and acclimate yourself to the Groupöupon Lifestyle.

Starbucks Listens to Customer Request for More Sizes

SEATTLE, April 1, 2010 –Starbucks announced today the introduction of two new beverage sizes in stores in the U. S. and Canada this Fall. The announcement follows a year of research and direct customer feedback through MyStarbucksIdea.com requesting even more choice in beverage size.

Welcome to the Aviary Marketplace!

About Time!

A different kind of company name

Early last month the mayor of Topeka, Kansas stunned the world by announcing that his city was changing its name to Google. We’ve been wondering ever since how best to honor that moving gesture. Today we are pleased to announce that as of 1AM (Central Daylight Time) April 1st, Google has officially changed our name to Topeka.

Google Beer “Gigabit IPA” Debuts in Portland, Oregon

What happens when you combine a passionate Portland, Oregon technology community, Google and Hopworks?  You get Gigabit IPA.  Described by Hopwork’s Brewer Ben Love, “this fresh & edgy IPA honors Portland’s new gigabit network project pioneering a connected future with Google fiber-to-home.  Embrace the bandwidth with a massive NW hop aroma, with rich citrus and pine accents aggressively balanced with clear malt caramel flavor, and a deep, clean, satisfying finish. From Hopworks, the world’s first carbon-neutral artisnal brewery.”

Google Translate For Animals!