Thursday, April 01, 2010

Groupöupon

Groupöupon is the next level—an exclusive, invitation-only, premium marketplace designed to enhance your status. Featuring a select rotation of designer items that transcend function, Groupöupon is the retail portal you never knew you couldn't live without.

As the first retail discount portal to understand luxury, Groupöupon knows that if luxury were easy to attain, it would cease to be luxury. To maintain luxury's fleeting essence, we've redefined the very concept of the sale. By maximizing price and minimizing utility, we've entered an uncharted realm of exclusivity.

With respectable markups on an artfully curated variety of high-end goods, Groupöupon will unmistakably push you beyond the reach of the "average" shopper.

Access is limited. To attain an invitation to Groupöupon, you must either be invited by a current member or be accepted through our application process, which entails providing evidence of your net worth and documenting your Proof of Status.

Memberships are limited so that we can guarantee the exclusivity demanded by our clientele. While you must be a member to buy, please take advantage of this preview beta launch of our site and acclimate yourself to the Groupöupon Lifestyle.

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