Saturday, August 02, 2008

Travel Tools - Issue #4

Item: Imodium A-D

Countries Used: China, India, Vietnam

Uses: Take medication as needed to reduce unexpected bathroom stops.

Other Names: S.Y.B.U., The Magic Banana and Cheese Pill.

Example of Use: You've spent more time in the bathroom than sleeping... you take a pill. If someone five feet from you hears your stomach gurgle and asks if you are okay... you take a pill. If you ask the driver how much further while dabbing sweat from your brow and he says, "Just 2 more hours!"... you take a pill.

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