Saturday, July 26, 2008

Travel Tools - Issue #1

Item: Mentholatum Ointment

Countries Used: India

Uses: Placing a small dab under each nostril helps to mitigate strong smells and odors.

Other Names: Driver-B-Gone & Nostril Nectar

Example of Use: Politely ask travel partner for the Mentholatum. This can also be done silently with an extended arm out of the odor producing human's eyes sight accompanied by a quick snapping of the fingers. While applying, express how the hotel air conditioners have ravaged your sinuses. Depending on the time of day, frequent reapplication can become necessary.

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