I planned the attack for 9:00 pm sharp. Using a bright light held way off to the side (If the bug army rushed me they'd pass me on the side) I sprayed the enemy bunker with liquid death! After using half the can on the hole, a leaf blown by the wind brushed by my leg. Like a real man I dropped the light and the can of spray and ran like a little girl! After running so hard as to be winded, (about 15 feet) I slowly headed back and no life was seen in the bunker! Mission accomplished!
P.S. The actual event was very boring... Walked up, sprayed in the hole, nothing flew out so I assume it worked, and then I headed back inside. I just made up all of the drama so it would be fun to read.
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